Sunday, January 17, 2010

How do you persuade a squirrel to give up his nuts without a fight ?

Find me a very pretty lady and you can have all the acorns you want.How do you persuade a squirrel to give up his nuts without a fight ?
Just let the animal be.How do you persuade a squirrel to give up his nuts without a fight ?
get him drunk and he will forget about the nuts after a while
I honestly think that no matter what you do, the squirrel won't give you his nuts....unless you give him bigger ones. Plus, they're fast little devils, so I don't think you have a chance.
its all in the offering!
Tell him that Bob Barker insisted that all squirrels be


spayed or neutered.
you could just buy your own bag and share with the little guy
do you really want to eat a squirrel's nuts?





that's just not right! let 'em have his nuts.





You probably should offer him a manicure...those claws are hideous.
there's no reasoning with those rodents. just wave something shiny, and when he's distracted, yoink the nuts and book it.





hmm, ';yoink the nuts';. sounds questionable. how about ';thieve the nuts';?





:)
Offer to trade the rights to your timeshare by that Pecan grove.
Introduce him to a really hot lady squirrel who doesn't want kids. ;)
Shotgun.
Could you be persuaded to give up your nuts without a fight???
Hey,





You're a guy.





Would you give up your nuts without a fight?





I think not.





Let the squirrels have their nuts.

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