There's a suspicious looking squirrel at the door...?

He's wearing a black %26amp; white striped sweater, and a ski mask. He's got a sack with a dollar sign on it, and a squirrel sized pistol in the other paw. What should I do?There's a suspicious looking squirrel at the door...?
Show him your nuts, or show him you're nuts.There's a suspicious looking squirrel at the door...?
dress up as a tree
run it over.
Give it all the acorns it asks for!
offer him some nuts
Cute
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.





Just pick him up and cuddle him.
Refill the BONG and fire it up, oh and throw the squirrel a peanut. Blaze ON!
I wouldn't open the door, but hey, you never know this could pull you into a fun unknown world. Squirrel's are crazy anyway.
Lock the doors, draw the shades on all the windows, and hide under the bed. If you have a ';panic room';, now is the time to test it out. Hope you've got canned food and water in there- squirrels are very persistant. This could take a while.





Your only hope is that there is also a Cat Burglar prowling the neighborhood.
Let the dogs out !!!
Is he about 9'; tall? and have a patch of black fur on his right ear?


If so tell Fred to get his butt back home. I let him out to take a pee and he goes begging, all the time
Call the squirrel police
Some people think squirrels are cute, I know different. They are devious intelligent rats, disguised as cute critters. They are bent on world domination. Be wary of pigeons also, they are controlled by the squirrels, and do their bidding.
Give him what he wants the nuts or whatever and step back, easy.. calm... make it as smooth a transaction as possible.


make note of what he is wearing, doing, saying, using.... make note of any other quirks or characteristics. When he leaves; note which direction he went to and call the park ranger.





:)
silly girl
shoot it with YOUR gun.
Take some more Prozac, the squirrel will go away.
Get an eraser or some ink remover.
Toss it some ominous looking walnuts...he'll get the message.
you must be crazy to see such things