Alternative to ';Even a blind squirrel finds nuts';?

Can anyone think of any other similar phrases, or to come up with their own clever phrase? (same interpretation)





A buddy of mine likes to gloat at every chance he gets, usually when he wins at a game, and I'd like to throw in a few jabs if you know what I mean.Alternative to ';Even a blind squirrel finds nuts';?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.





Even a fool appears wise if he keeps silent. (from Proverbs somewhere; my paraphrase)Alternative to ';Even a blind squirrel finds nuts';?
Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.





-MM
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Small men win and brag, big men let them do both.
Even turkeys fly in a hurricane.