Would you like to buy a squirrel?

I have a few in my cellar for sale. Would you like a new pet? It's gonna cost ya though :DWould you like to buy a squirrel?
Nah, my greyhound would eat it....Would you like to buy a squirrel?
I just nearly wet myself laughing and I don't know why (I'm totally stealing this Question, lol)





And YES!





I would like to buy a squirrel to tend to my nuts and what not





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Not your squirrel. Maybe your kitty. But I would hope your not the kind of lady to sell that. Maybe just let someone use it for free.
You are alright mate. There are thousands of them in the park across the road from me.
I'll you anything for anything! so so dam sexy!
Yes ok then why not i will put it in the back garden with my giraffe, i sure hope the flamingo don't mind





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Hi Gina,


No Thank You.. Squirrels bite don't you No. I would rather have a Salty Dog with extra cherry in it Thank You.. Hehehe


Your Friend,


poppy1
no,sorry not interested but thank you for the offer
well now, wouldn't that make some tasty eatin....what are you


charging for one of those pesky little critters?
Sure. How much silver pieces do they cost?
Sorry, costs too much!
Name your price!
no thank you
no thanku ....i dont trap them
no no no...that's ok.....thanx tho
Nope I value my nuts too much to get a squirrel